Lol…… you think you’re all that huh, well check out my three:
- I’m a Gnome
- I’m a baker
- I’m an accountant.
I can throw children across states
I am a shot put gold medalist
The ground shakes when I walk
I killed Deathwing with a Warlock while a cat sat on my knee, pawing the monitor.
I tried to raise my kid right but she mains a Hunter anyway.
I have an arts education, but actually work in the field, not fast food.
- I’m the god of the hunt.
- I wear an eyepatch just for the awesome factor.
- the hounds of Hades heed my summons.
- I’m immune to vampires due to a large amount of garlic I put in my dishes.
- My blood has been replaced with garlic.
- Garlic.
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I’m not really short
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I’m not really round
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I’m not actually a dwarf, but I play one on screen
PS: The food related stuff is all true. I bake pies, cure & smoke bacon, and dearly love expressing myself by cooking
Thank you for your service!
I work in a hospital
I own a 2011 KIA Soul Alien
I have seen what Covid does to people
I used to write fanfiction that got me invites to test WoD and BfA.
I have used Diablo III and WoW to learn words in languages other than English.
I am the inspiration/embodiment of the antagonist, the Jailer. You get what you _ deserve.
That’s what my last victim said.
Too bad I like Garlic with my cooking
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I can speak multiple languages, most fluently, some just the cuss words.
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I can type 80+ words a minute because I have opposable thumbs.
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I am a cat.
- I was born as a Rogue quite some time ago.
- I’m just pretending to be a Demon Hunter as a convenient cover for my rather unfortunate amnesia
- I am legally obligated to declare myself as a deadly weapon due to my dashingly fantastic good looks. (It’s likely the hair. And the chin)
1: I have the same birthday as Edgar Allen Poe
2: I was born 3 months early at a whopping 2 pounds
3: I met the creators of Repo the Genetic Opera and the director recognized me when I went to another meet up and he gave me a hug. I dunno I just think it’s neat that the guy that directed several Saw movies was so nice that he initiated a hug.
- I’ve always favored magic wielding classes.
- I also really enjoy fire and setting things ablaze, my name is only a ruse.
- No, I had nothing to do with that fire in Orgrimmar near the training dummies. That was some shaman who couldn’t control their fire elemental.
Oh! This will be fun!
I remember when that guy said that during that zoom meeting, where the app kept showing him as a cat.
That was so funny.
1- I’m actually 2 gnomes in an elf suit.
2- Stares Blankly
3- Umm…
That still makes me laugh.