I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s [bleeped for PG purposes]. I did not her. I did noooot!
Oh.
Hi, Yojrn.
See, not only does our guild offer spot on Tommy Wiseau impersonations which, understandably, probably has you racing to add our battle tags to talk to us, become friends with us, and join our love cul–er, Guild. Yeah. Guild. A-hem. Anyway, we also offer a comprehensive support network for late night gamers with borderline alcoholism and very loose definitions of the word borderline.
So if you’re looking for a home, we’re your huckleberries. If you want just another guild … which I don’t need to remind you will invariably have those people in it. You know the ones. The ones who can’t breathe when their mouths are closed. The ones who stand in fire to feel some semblance of warmth to replace that missing parental approval. And then that one dude whose fedora you can hear tipping the second a female voice pops into discord. If that’s your thing, no judgement. But we’re here to rescue you from that.
You’re welcome.
Now, the only hitch is that we’re a Tues/Wed guild with Thursdays being added for Mythics but, for now, being alt raids. Our start times do match yours. Midnight to 3AM server for us is 9pm to Midnight Pacific. I’m not going to further impress with you my world-weary travel knowledge and throw the conversion for Central in there, too. We want to leave SOME of the blood for your brain to process all this and get back to us.
We’re full up on healers for the main Tues/Wed run and we’re looking for a solid Warlock for late night shenanigans, but you’re welcome to bring your Disc Priest to the Thursday alt runs as well to keep them current. And once we’re firmly progressed into Mythic, alt runs will move to weekends.
If the weekday thing kills the throbbing joy we’ve brought you, no harm no foul. I just get the vibe from your bumps that you’d fit in with our crew of ne’er-do-wells.
Bellanca#1591 for me, or you can add our other officers from our recruitment post here: [A|3/9M&AOTC BfDA/CoS|Late Night] - Looking for DPS for shenanigans and long, awkward hugs