Let's face it: Blood elves have diluted the Horde

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:37am

I know. There’s nothing to do but give actiblizzion money for a name change now.

Noxette-area-52 · January 4, 2019, 12:38am

Controversial Opinion: horde should be for orcs only we’ll call it the True Horde 2.0

Draenorisfre-dragonmaw · January 4, 2019, 12:38am

Stop with your disgusting lies.

Blueberry elf, even worse. Disgusting.

Filth.

Disgusting. Reported.

Disgusting. Reported as well. Stop this.

OK, I changed my mind about the Forsaken, you guys are just as bad as the blood elves.

Blood elf monks have a pirouette instead of a roll.

Disgusting. You will stop this at once.

Remove yourself from this thread.

…Thank you

But no, I don’t do selfies, I entertain with delightful prose. Also, I’m at work.

Disgusting.

Yayayayayaya-area-52 · January 4, 2019, 12:40am

Tartheod reminds me of a viking king, but Tarthead sounds so much better.

Fallynn-wyrmrest-accord · January 4, 2019, 12:40am

Gods forbid we joke around and have fun in a thread.

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:40am

Draenorisfre:

Deadcindy:

Hi there.

you hate us cause you ain’t us

Stop with your disgusting lies.

Kitanana:

Pffft blood elves

Blueberry elf, even worse. Disgusting.

anon26013520:

It all started when the Forsaken were included as part of the Horde.

Filth.

Fallynn:

Hella:

Hey! Im not a freak! I may like to collect toenails and eat road kill but that doesn’t make me any different than the rest of you!

Want the toenails of my many victims?! There’s like a ton now. I could rip them off while they’re alive too if it helps.

Disgusting. Reported.

Swiftraven:

saving the toenails ay? i slow cook them in the oven as a nice crunchy snack!

Disgusting. Reported as well. Stop this.

Hella:

Fallynn:

Want the toenails of my many victims?! There’s like a ton now. I could rip them off while they’re alive too if it helps.

Oooh! Yes please! My collection is still needing some Ogre toenails. If you have any send em my way!

OK, I changed my mind about the Forsaken, you guys are just as bad as the blood elves.

Johnywinters:

Johnny Winters at your service! Professional Horde player here, ain’t no poop colored orc from another dimension going to tell me otherwise!

Blood elf monks have a pirouette instead of a roll.

Tentaclatrix:

Draenorisfre:

Excuse me while I wipe the spittle and blood off my computer monitor.

Disgusting.

How’s it gross though? It’s your people, just elf form!

Disgusting. You will stop this at once.

Netherlights:

I am a Blood Elf and I approve of OP’s message for him to get off our planet and jump into an imploding one.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have mailboxes to dance on in my skippies.

/dance

Remove yourself from this thread.

Arwenna:

For the record, I think you look stunning and I’m sure you must be the veritable toast of the spike-hut village you hail from, but one tiny selfie of your crusade to rid the horde of these vain aberrations of nature surely isn’t much to ask .

…Thank you

But no, I don’t do selfies, I entertain with delightful prose. Also, I’m at work.

Yayayayayaya:

I like your name.

Edit - Nevermind. I thought it said Tarthead.

Disgusting.

…you didn’t address me. So… i assume it’s a date at goldshire later, then?

Yayayayayaya-area-52 · January 4, 2019, 12:40am

NEIN. NEIN.

Swiftraven-moon-guard · January 4, 2019, 12:41am

I think this orc really likes us, guys!

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:41am

I mean that’s the impression I’m getting…

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:43am

I came up with it by jamming letters on the keyboard randomly, and then unscrambling them into something that resembled a name. Sort of like Tom Marvolo Riddle became I am lord voldemort, but more face-rolly.

Also, I read what you wrote as Tart-head the first time. I is smart.

Daft-gundrak · January 4, 2019, 12:45am

+10 character

Netherlights-silver-hand · January 4, 2019, 12:46am

The only thing being removed from this thread are my pants.

/Dance

Miriel-dathremar · January 4, 2019, 12:46am

Hugs, Draenorisfre.

Do you want to come shopping with me? I’ll make you look girly and feminine, you’ll be a doll! Adorable with your piercing eyes and sexy snarl.

Now, lets find some Tyrant’s armour, or maybe Jade, to offset those eyes…

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:47am

embrace the void, and the party will come to you

Kirela-arygos · January 4, 2019, 12:48am

Oh look. The belf hate has started up again since the high elf issue has died down.

Draenorisfre-dragonmaw · January 4, 2019, 12:49am

My OP positively reeks of mirth.

Tartheod:

Draenorisfre:

Deadcindy:

Hi there.

you hate us cause you ain’t us

Stop with your disgusting lies.

Kitanana:

Pffft blood elves

Blueberry elf, even worse. Disgusting.

anon26013520:

It all started when the Forsaken were included as part of the Horde.

Filth.

Fallynn:

Hella:

Hey! Im not a freak! I may like to collect toenails and eat road kill but that doesn’t make me any different than the rest of you!

Want the toenails of my many victims?! There’s like a ton now. I could rip them off while they’re alive too if it helps.

Disgusting. Reported.

Swiftraven:

saving the toenails ay? i slow cook them in the oven as a nice crunchy snack!

Disgusting. Reported as well. Stop this.

Hella:

Fallynn:

Want the toenails of my many victims?! There’s like a ton now. I could rip them off while they’re alive too if it helps.

Oooh! Yes please! My collection is still needing some Ogre toenails. If you have any send em my way!

OK, I changed my mind about the Forsaken, you guys are just as bad as the blood elves.

Johnywinters:

Johnny Winters at your service! Professional Horde player here, ain’t no poop colored orc from another dimension going to tell me otherwise!

Blood elf monks have a pirouette instead of a roll.

Tentaclatrix:

Draenorisfre:

Excuse me while I wipe the spittle and blood off my computer monitor.

Disgusting.

How’s it gross though? It’s your people, just elf form!

Disgusting. You will stop this at once.

Netherlights:

I am a Blood Elf and I approve of OP’s message for him to get off our planet and jump into an imploding one.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have mailboxes to dance on in my skippies.

/dance

Remove yourself from this thread.

Arwenna:

For the record, I think you look stunning and I’m sure you must be the veritable toast of the spike-hut village you hail from, but one tiny selfie of your crusade to rid the horde of these vain aberrations of nature surely isn’t much to ask .

…Thank you

But no, I don’t do selfies, I entertain with delightful prose. Also, I’m at work.

Yayayayayaya:

I like your name.

Edit - Nevermind. I thought it said Tarthead.

Disgusting.

…you didn’t address me. So… i assume it’s a date at goldshire later, then?

You would not survive.

Hey I love blood elves, I outlined that in my OP, there’s just a few issues I have with you all.

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:49am

I do miss living in Silvermoon for all the amaaaaaazing stores…

Miriel-dathremar · January 4, 2019, 12:51am

We’ll have our Elvish Faction one day, and we can all shop to our heart’s delight!

Tartheod-bloodhoof · January 4, 2019, 12:52am

As a doomed man in an alternate reality once said…

You think my life is some precious thing to me?

Also…

Worth it.

Shadina-gorefiend · January 4, 2019, 12:54am

You’re blending a lot of OOC game mechanics, and IC RP. Because you RP and view yourself one way doesn’t mean that other people do the same.

I wear a 2000+ mog adorned in chains, magic shimmering off screaming shoulder pads, and a 2200 tabard to show my prowess in the arena. Because I do that, doesn’t mean other people view it in that manner. They probably just go: “Oh, neat mog.” And they throw themself in something they view as neat, which is just something skimpy.

If you want immersion and to see people who mog their blood elves properly and show some kind of Horde pride, go on an RP server. Not random dungeons.