As the paragons of masculinity that we are, elf men cannot be seen displaying any sort of vanity. It would undermine the savagery of our spartan Machismo vibe. Rippling muscles and mighty beards are all we need to express ourselves.
Therefore, I would like to request that Blizzard make all Dwarf beard options available for both Body Type 1 and Body Type 2 Blood Elves and Night Elves.
Observe player feedback, and when you realize it’s at 100% positivity, implement those same beards for the remaining elven races.
Then, and only then, can you give us jewelry - because then you can design elaborate beard-chains for us, and I need that in my life.
Get on it.