Greetings! Doctor Vandred von’Morgrim Esq. duly appointed Head Lawyer Representé of the firm Morgrim, Morgrim, Morgrim, Brightwing, Smallbody, and Nam. As Azeroth’s formost Doctor/Lawyer/Inventor/Provost/Author/Arist and Chef I have decided to wave my customary retainer fee and lend my expert legal opion to you on this matter.
It is my advice that you should immediately consume all incriminating evedence, slay any eye witnesses and dissolve the remains in the nearest convenient vat of acid or similarly corrosive chemical, and place any and all blame of alleged wrong doing/political malfeasance/public nudity/cannibalism/trafficking of illegal substances and/or illicit behavior with Vulpera(s) on the nearest goblin or gnome.
No one will question you further.