RIP. Someday this cute smol foxie with a long boi will find a belf hunter who likes him.
They only go to you if they want to play fetch.
I heard they come with a Gnobrator mod as well.
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Your post reminds me of how I wanted to have a shirt made in real life, as an average to “not attractive” 53 year old guy, in this current crisis:
“LADIES, PLEASE attempt to remain at least SIX FEET AWAY!”
(on the front and back, of the T-shirt.)
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I don’t know… I keep feeling like I will come home and find you doing the toaster.
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LMFAO!!! You really think you have the looks, muscles and good humor to attract someone like me?! OMG stop! Your making my sides hurt! You wouldn’t live to tell the tale if you were with me, lil’ dude!
pats you on the head
Now go flirt with someone your own size.
Now the serious question: Is Darth Vader considered Mechagnome?! He doesn’t look that short. 
gestures again at foot long prehensile tongue
Oh, also got these nifty tentacles courtesy of nzoth.
Lol you want to know what really turns on “the ladies”? How about a man that will pick up after his own self, does laundry, and will make us dinner every once in a while? 
Male or female, only reason to consider a mechagnome is the off and on switch.
I prefer self lubricating partners. I dont want to have to bring a can of wd-40 to the bedroom.
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/Punt
What Averyx said… /Punt
The answer to my prayers may be mechanical, but having the rest of the man attached wouldn’t be an improvement at all.
