Khadgar Jokes Thread

Alligator Gar are a freshwater predatory fish with a long, sharp toothed mouth.

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Dude. Badgar.

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Someone shows Khadgar a little respect: Gladgar.

Khadgar goes to the Rocky Horror Picture Show: Bradgar.

Khadgar gets too many x-rays: Radgar.

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Khadgar lose vs Jaina in the Frozen throne for more… FEMALE EMPOWERMENT WITHOUT SENSE UP TO MAXIMUM EXPRESSION…!!!

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Glad’gar

*Umad’gar is more like it. he hasn’t been in BFA, so you should be Glad’gar right now, but you aren’t.

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Not until I see him die. Hopefully he stays out of SL.

Is there any other joke to make about Khadgar other than him being Khadgar?

“Champion! The devs wouldn’t let me smuggle Dalaran into the Shadowlands, so I need your aid to cast a spell to keep them unaware while we smuggle Dalaran into the Shadowlands!”

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That made me smile and die inside at the same time, also a little cringe. 10/10 nice job :joy: :joy:

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Khadgar starts selling mana potions.

Khadbar

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Khadgar joins a heavy metal band with wild costumes and crazy stage shows.

KhadGWAR.

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He’s an old fashioned villain, Cadgar.
Becomes a lasagna loving cat, Kadgarfield.
A singing duet, Kadgarfunkle.
Only average C-gar.

Stores his potions in a
Khad’jar.

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Brings me back to Draenor chat

Khadgar becomes a singer/artist.

GarGar.

how would you know about Draenor chat? you’re a 73. lol.

Sorry. I think a few Warlocks summoned him to his fate.

offtopic, but one time a Blingtron teleported my level 20 alt’s bum high into the air above Nagrand, Draenor. Couldn’t even use my hearthstone; had to crawl my way to Auchindoun to escape.

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