Guys guys, we all know this, with the top quality Tauren steak, you use volcano salt only.
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cut the Tauren steak in half, then use mustard on one half and ketchup on the other.
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they’re yummy but uwu can’t eat them.
TaUwUen awe fwiends, knot food
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Aww who’s a good puppy?
You guys are rude, ask the Tauren what he would like to be served with. lol
Everyone trying to eat my brothers and sisters will get an appetizer of hoof to the face and no steak at all. Would be hard to eat anyways with no teeth.
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If you have to add anything to a steak, it’s not a good steak.
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mooooo
A well seasoned steak doesn’t need condiments.
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If you eat a NY strip with anything other than salt and pepper as seasoning i assume you don’t have good taste.
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And then proceed to throw both halves in the garbage.
Ketchup are for Burgers, Mustard for Hot Dogs; we all know this.
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Are you serious? All you need is a little salt, pepper, and oil. That’s it. If you get a nice fatty steak, the marbling will add all the flavor for you. If you’re still not satisfied (or if you accidentally cooked it past medium rare, you savage), then throw on some A-1 sauce.
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i would grind the Tauren into ground beef and make a meatloaf, then take ketchup, some mustard and a bit of brown sugar mixed together in a bowl and baste the meatloaf with it.
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only the leader of the free world
A well-prepared steak requires no condiments. But if your steak is mediocre, buy some A1.
The only acceptable condiments for a tauren steak are 3 gnome steaks.
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I once knew a guy who ate his steak with ranch dressing.
Now THAT’S a crime against God and man.
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I like it the way the prepare it at Ruths Chris in sizzling butter with nothing but salt and pepper.
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Just the right herbs and spices with garlic with a drop of mango for a bit of sweet flavor, maybe a bit of A1 suace. I mainly cook boar steaks never had Tauren.
I hope that past-tense phrasing means you killed him and threw his body into the nearest lake.