Just How Lazy Are You?

I’ll share a somewhat funny story from when I was a baby. I was born 3 months early so I was very smol and sleepy.

Well one time I was in such a deep sleep, the doctors thought something was very wrong. So they decided to put me through a Lumbar Puncture. I can’t remember WHY that test when Mom told me this story. ( Ah I googled. Its to aid in a diagnosis )

Shot goes in the back and I scream absolutely bloody murder.

I was that good at sleeping.

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I’ll pay Amazon sellers 5 dollars less for my drinks than what I do at stores buying cases and just gotta pull them in the door instead of dealing with cashiers and shudders people

I’m not lazy… I’m just cutting edge efficient… uses the roomba like a little taxi service

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I carry ALLLLLLL the grocery bags into the house at one time AND my coffee because I do not want to make a second trip to the truck.

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I just ordered pizza in a blizzard cause I didnt want to cook.

I’m not lazy, i’m just efficient and conserving energy

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My laziness is a well-understood, long-established fact, and I see no need to elaborate on it any further.

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When I got home from work, I took a shower and change in to lounge clothes. I convinced my kiddo to start the washer for me. Now I’m sitting in my chair trying to decide if I make dinner or do leftovers.

I pay a delivery fee and a tip just so my groceries come to my doorstep rather than having to go shop for them.

There are 3 supermarkets within 10 minutes from my house.

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In WoD I used to hearth out of my garrison mine.

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I use my dragon mount to go from the pvp room to the auction house in the new capital

I am so lazy…i just aint got the energy to finish this sentence

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Walking is good for you tho

Wishing on spilled shoulders makes the world go blind.

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I’ve been pretty lazy…
When I was stationed in Germany, the coke machines actually had beer in them. 1989… I could have walked down to the class 6 store and got a 6 pack for what I paid for one beer out of that vending machine, guess what I did.

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Pajama pants. Always pajama pants.

Except if I have to go to Walmart or work: that’s going out.

Fish crackers, when I get home from work I either grab some fish crackers for dinner or don’t have dinner at all sometimes.

:tropical_fish: :panda_face:

Fixed that for you. :laughing:

Cus you know I’m right!

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I’ve hearthed from the AH to the Inn.

You think that’s lazy? How about spending 15 dollars for that same soda and waiting 15-30 minutes for it to be delivered by ordering it through doordash? Cuz that’s me. Lazy supreme.