I’ll share a somewhat funny story from when I was a baby. I was born 3 months early so I was very smol and sleepy.
Well one time I was in such a deep sleep, the doctors thought something was very wrong. So they decided to put me through a Lumbar Puncture. I can’t remember WHY that test when Mom told me this story. ( Ah I googled. Its to aid in a diagnosis )
Shot goes in the back and I scream absolutely bloody murder.
I’ll pay Amazon sellers 5 dollars less for my drinks than what I do at stores buying cases and just gotta pull them in the door instead of dealing with cashiers and shudders people
When I got home from work, I took a shower and change in to lounge clothes. I convinced my kiddo to start the washer for me. Now I’m sitting in my chair trying to decide if I make dinner or do leftovers.
I’ve been pretty lazy…
When I was stationed in Germany, the coke machines actually had beer in them. 1989… I could have walked down to the class 6 store and got a 6 pack for what I paid for one beer out of that vending machine, guess what I did.
You think that’s lazy? How about spending 15 dollars for that same soda and waiting 15-30 minutes for it to be delivered by ordering it through doordash? Cuz that’s me. Lazy supreme.