Eternal friendship!
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Maldraxxus is the best Covenant, you can’t change my mind.
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Well I was able to unlock abomination stitching today so now I have my very own Abomination buddy (with top hat) to fight with me!
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The Kyrian will purge you all
- A temporarily wingless blue person.
Night Fae > Snotdraxus
Ohhh, we got ourselves a volunteer for the House of Constructs! Hmmm… bit thin… not much muscle mass… tainted by the light? Pah! Your parts are low quality! Off to the House of Plagues with you! THEY’LL find a use for you!
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Your zone is basically a reskinned, but green, Spires of Arak.
Ah, you have some meat on your bones! Flexible, too, mmm, yes. Very high quality parts. You shall make for a fine abomination!
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I will keg slam the ever un-living daylights out of you and your grotesque cabbage patch dolls.
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Fiesty! You have a fighting spirit! Forget the abomination, I think we can make you into something special
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Make my happy hour.
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Now now. Don’t be mean. We are Maldraxxi. Our job is to defend all of the Shadowlands, even her Enchanted Disney Forest. It’s not like the Fairies can defend themselves, anyway 
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You’re right, of course. I can somewhat understand the Drust giving them a hard time, but the Gorm? They’re being outmatched by a bunch of hungry bugs that they were supposed to be experts in taming them for their gormgris? How sad…
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Maldraxxus is the new green! 0% carbon emissions*! All parts of everyone re-used!
*Haven’t actually checked but also don’t care
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Hungry bugs supping on the blood of slumbering gods, thank you very much.
Mortis is just tail bone hurt he had a magical squirrel on his head.
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So… Bug Elves? lol
Margrave is kind of too imposing a name for your leaders, seeing as you go through them faster than the Horde goes through Warchiefs.
And whose fault was that? If you’re gonna leave your fruit out in the yard with no protection you gotta expect a few bugs to tuck into it.
You just became my favourite dwarf.
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Elves are part bug people, those eyebrows are actually antennae to sense prey.
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