So i can preache to you the benefits of drinking Diet Dr P. Pull up a chair and sit and listen
I only drink chocolate milk and Demon Hunter blood.
And I just ran out of milk…
That will give you diabeetus by age 20. Why Im here to teach you the ways youngling.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you don’t really like demon hunters. :]
Dr pepper is the only drink for me. (Besides water, of course)
Diet Dr Pepper is the best. It’s the only diet soda that doesn’t taste diet imo.
No need to preach. This is my go to soda.
There is NO benefit to drinking pop/soda of any kind… regular, diet, sugar free, sweetened with recycled flip-flops… they’re all garbage
Aspartame is poison
Water is poison! Also fish poop in it!
This is because you have superior taste.
Dr Pepper has lots of water in it!
Woooooshhh
Sorry I don’t do diet anything.
Needs moar sugar.
(Insert witty retort here).
Youll regret it in your 50s
I’m 32…Still dgaf 
Dr. Pepper is the king of all soda.
I love it.
Nah, I don’t. Like they say, on your deathbed people usually regret the things they didn’t do, not the things they did.
Ive seen people who have lived a “pure” life and still got sick as they got old. Whether its no alcohol, no sugar, no coffee/tea, no fatty foods, - insert anything people say you are NOT supposed to do here - and everyone still gets old, gets sick and dies.
How old was George Burns when he died again…? not bad for a cigar smoker.