It's my weapon and i need it now!

Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing Weapons? In my World of Warcraft? It’s more likely than you think! Click here to find out more!

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
One
Cut a hole in a box
Two
Put your Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon in that box
Three
Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it

It’s my Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon in a box
My Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon in a box, babe
It’s my Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon in a box
Ooh, my Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon in a box, girl

Fun Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists prefer Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapons.

His customers aren’t so “average” after they’ve purchased a spiffy new weapon!

The Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon from a position where it is to a position where it isn’t, and arriving at a position where it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn’t, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn’t.

In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon is, and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon must also know where it was.

The Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapon guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn’t, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.



Proudmourne™ Blacksmithing weapons. We have the most weapons anywhere in the world. So many weapons, it’s not even close. Look we have so many weapons. Nobody else needs this many weapons, but some people disagree with me.
Nobody does weapons as good as me. Everyone says Proudmourne™ has the best weapons, the best! They say: “Proudmourne™ your weapons are so good but what if we don’t have enough?” and I tell them we’re going to build a giant Blacksmithing weapon. A giant weapon bigger than anyone else’s, bigger than silithus and we’re going to make the Horde pay for it!