It's hard to focus in Shadowlands

There’s a lot of large (giant) women with angelic faces big chests and exposed thighs. I mean the chests are proportional to them but wow could you imagine?

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My boy, you don’t have to imagine :3

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I’ve noticed that a lot of the new female characters are rather, well endowed, even the non-angels.

I’m not sure how much of the Accuser’s chest is armor, and how much is meat, but there’s a lot going on there.

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Honestly, I think WoW’s afterlife works more like the Warp out of Warhammer. So, I think the races there are, in the words of Data, fully functional and proficient.

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Did you seriously just call mammaries “genitalia”?

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Point taken, but you know what I mean.

They aren’t making any giant babies anytime soon, so why have them?

Those things in Oribos make the most sense to me, beings of pure energy

I don’t get all the human-looking Kyrians and the rest of them, the beastlike races supposedly turn into humans too, it honestly seems WoW afterlife sucks if you’re an animal race

See, this is why I didn’t go Night Fae. Faun guys are just too hot, and the Vorkai, well, if the Sylvar men were built a bit more like the Vorkai, I just don’t think I could focus on playing at all.

Thankfully I went Kyrian for the transmog. Thicc angel girls and blue Anduins aren’t anywhere near the same level of distraction.

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you will be ascended… BY SNU SNU!

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The correct terminology is “bodacious tatas”

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There are infinite afterlives. I’m sure there’s one where humans can turn into big beefy Tauren if they want.

Go in service. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The kyrian should put you between their bosom when they carry you rather than just grabbing you by your characters head. that would be really neat. tit would add to the lore for sure.

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That’s a hell of a Freudian slip.

It blows we only get to see, uh, four. :frowning:

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The four are implied to be the biggest, and most critical to the function of the Shadowlands.

Hopefully we get a few smaller ones in patches/quests.

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I fail to see how any of this is a problem.

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have u tried turning off ur monitor? try that next time u play world of warcrafgft

Big blue thighs.

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Remember Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye?

Yes please.

Cleanse yourself afterwards.
͡° ͜ʖ ͡ –

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