The Legend Of Ralph
Ralph has dedicated his life to crying on these forums. A task nobody asked for but he took the reigns with tear soaked hands and ran with it. When the mythic raiders were just enjoying their content he lashed out at them, fighting the fight nobody cared about. Despite all the other content in the game he had to have theirs, much like a child who is uninterested in a toy until he sees another child playing with it. In his mind those who didnt know he even existed were the cause of all his woes and he sought justice from those that never did anything to harm him. To this day he fights, crying on the forums, making biblically long posts one after another. All of them exactly the same.
He was the hero nobody wanted…he was ralph