“Hello, Blizzard customer service, how may I assi…”
“OMG WTF why cant i get into this game when i want and on the server i want?! I am a paying customer!!!”
“I’m sorry, but the server you are trying to get into is over capacity. We are offering free transfers to lower pop servers where you can log in immediately”
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I pay $15 / month, so I have the right to play when and where I want!!!”
“I’m sorry, but if we let everyone in at all times, the servers / game would be unstable and everyone would have issues”
“This is 2022, why don’t you have servers that can handle everyone?!”
“It doesnt just have to do with server resources, but also network resources, and the ability of the average player’s computer to handle that many other players”
“That’s so BS, I pay to play, not to sit in queue!!!”
“As I said earlier, other servers are available with no queue, and we are even offerring free transfers”
“I DONT WANNA!!! I REFUSE TO PLAY ON ANY OTHER SERVER!!!”
“I’m sorry, but those are the only available solutions.”
“I’M GONNA SUE YOU GUYS FOR NOT LETTING ME PLAY!!! MMMOOOOOOOMMMMMYY!!!”
“Thank you for calling Blizzard, have a nice day”