Is there a legal way to marry your WoW Character?

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It’s no longer safe here…

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Luls!

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Pretty sure that it has never been safe here or anywhere on the internet.

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Yes. However, you are setting yourself up for financial meltdown. The IRS will then consider her assets as yours, and since virtual currency is taxed, could you imagine her making 100k gold and having to pay 33.3% REAL money on that because currency goes both ways now that you are tying the real and virtual worlds together.

What happens if the relationship doesn’t work out anymore? You cannot just ignore her, you could be charged with neglect and that is grounds for divorce.

Have an alt? You’re committing adultery and, again, grounds for divorce.

Delete her altogether and forget about her? Murder is a capital crime.

Also, is she at least level 18? Statutory…

With the level squish up and coming, would you still love her in the end? You’ve already said you mogged her into something of your dreams, but why mog her? Why change her? Was she not good enough the way she was? Don’t you feel you are too controlling in this relationship?

I wish you the best of luck if you go through with it, but there are really no easy scenarios where you end up happily ever after.

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Something this ridiculous not happening in Florida!?

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Wait… a Blood Elf married a Draenei?

That’s gonna be an awkward marriage.

“Hi honey, welcome home from work, what did you do today?”
“Uh… got in a fight with some Alliance and we ended up camping a party in War Mode.”
“Oh, that’s unfortunate.”
“What did you do, today, dear?”
“Met up with the girls, went to Orgrimmar, and did some highway improvement projects with the Orcs.”
“What? How?!”
“We burned down Orgrimmar and used Orc bodies to pave a few roads.” glare
“Uhm… that’s… nice… dear…”

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Florida Man fights for the people. Don’t believe the lies the MSDNC and mainstream media spew at you about him.

Florida Man 2020

A Better Sandwich for a Better America.

I am a Florida Man and I approve this message.

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Cringe

/10char

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Someone married a rat. You can marry your dk if you’d like.

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I’ve seen guys marry things like cars, virtual anime girls, pony plushes, and even a horse once.
So probably.

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Come, Male Human Paladin™. Let us save Florida together… Florida… and then America. :us:

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Y’know… that’s actually rather hilarious to me on a personal level, because I worked at a Firehouse Subs through College, and they got their start in Florida.

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Considering the exceptional quality of Firehouse, I’d say Florida Man is doing his damnedest for us. Viva la Florida.

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Am I the only one that thinks those cake toppers are absolutely adorbs? That is one happy spacegoat and his facepalm is great.

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In defense of the Florida men the media they’re able to report a lot more stuff due to laws on what you can report with crimes ect. If we had this everywhere we wouldn’t even know what a Florida man is :disappointed_relieved:

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I think that whole wedding is fantastic. Two people who enjoy the same thing making it a focus of their wedding? Why not? It’s less stupid than most wedding traditions, and at least it has a purpose.

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