Invent your own town!

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Soooooo you know that big, metal, spiky fortress the Horde got in Northrend? That one but with more spikes.

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Blizzard needs to hire you.

We’ll make the orc heritage questline take place there, and reward the biggest shoulderpads in game.

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I mean I am pretty awesome.

I didn’t know it was possible to have more spikes than Warsong Hold.

You do realize my shoulderpads are bigger than yours, right?

/mane flip

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They’re so big, they don’t even fit in the dressing room.

Anyways, you were saying?

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Dude you made that up. Give me the name of them and I will google them to see if they are real.

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Only humans. Worgen can’t turn or they get banished or killed. KT druids can’t shapeshift in town limits either or they get put in jail.

Everyone else KOS.

It’s called Civilization.

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Dyno-Sprocket Spaulders, mythic version.

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Why are you not wearing them? :thinking:

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They don’t fit the mog, they’re plate, and I’m too lazy to farm for them.

Come SLs I’ll be getting them on one of my warriors just to show off how big they are.

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Well my shoulderpads are bigger than the ones your wearing! So THERE.

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You caught me in a petty mood

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I caught you in the only mood I have ever seen. If your so proud of your supposedly huge shoulderpads why aren’t you wearing them?

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Well you see, I managed to do some very few people have ever done.

I managed to mix match sets on a mail armor wearing character and look good. Honestly, Blizzard should hire me to concept new mail armor sets, I might actually manage to temporarily defeat the meme.

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I have toys that sell me stuff, tools that repair stuff, thingies that handle transmog, a prtable mailbox, and a racial that lets me set a sort of portable inn every ten minutes, complete with a (long cooldown, admittedly) “hearthstone”.

I am my own small town.

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This

This is a ridiculous excuse.

I applaud you.

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Listen, it’s true though

Mail armor isn’t exactly known for looking great, especially compared to cloth and plate

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Is true, but that is a bad excuse still.

I refuse to be bested by an orc.

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Can we raid & destroy players towns in Warmode?

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Town

  • Named Springfield. Enveloped in holy light from the Naaru.

Zone

  • Elwynn forest

NPCs

  • A Naaru named Ned’dy.
  • Homes who makes you fetch donuts.
  • Bort who makes you vandalize local statues.
  • Midge who makes you clean clothes.
  • Sax Girl who makes you collect vegetables from the local farms.

My world quest would be
“Who shot C.M. Bums”. The quest makes you collect a few pieces of evidence and interrogate local townspeople. It ends with you finding a baby named “Pacifier”, who is holding a bow and arrow.

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