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Hello, I’m Talon King Kittsuera, The Silly Kitty Guardian Druid Bird Werewolf thing, and slayer of the useless no good minions on Mondays. My trusty Mount, The Raven Lord keeps me from getting too lost while questing but sometimes i get distracted by a Shiny and end up in the middle of nowhere anyways… But that’s nothing a little Engineering can’t solve.
My Greatest Enemy is RNG and its companions GRINDFEST and TIME-GATE-O-TRON-9001
Every day I Struggle with limited Bag space and the addiction to Flasks and Potions. I know you are only suppose to use them when needed but they taste so good, I have to drink them every chance i get.
My Alchemist says i’m likely to drink us into debt. but I say that’s silly, The mats practically grow on trees. Bushes. Flowers. same thing. U.U
On my days off from attempting to save the world from yet another World ending event I like to Sit in trees and other bird Perches and admire the peasant citizens go about their lives… unaware their world would have ended had i not stepped in. Most of the time it makes me fell all the deaths incurred were worth it. (Granted I am semi immortal, yet another thing that gives me an edge when saving the world.) But other times, I see how ungrateful they all are… “could you go clean up this pile of Cow $#!%. oh here’s 2 copper and some lint as payment”
if only there was someone who would set the world on fire… one tree at a time
But alas, its not their fault. The Governments and powers to be like to take all the credit. sometimes they take the loot too.
At least my Followers Champions and others under my command know the truth and really, protecting them is all the motivation i need to keep going. (that and a steady flow of gold so i can keep drinking those flasks)
Another think i like to do is practice my dance moves; Which I can say with confidence, I Know more dance moves than any other class.
I have also collected a vast selection of fine Clothing over the years. Coming up with great combinations is a delight but its hard to deny the fact that wearing too many layers is… problematic. All that natural fur makes it quite warm on its own so, adding too much more can lead to heat exhaustion. Even the Heals from time to time thinks i’m standing in the fire… which i’m not. most of the time
Besides standing in the fire is a heals buff. they always seem to have higher healing done numbers when everyone stands in the fire.
(Oh and don’t tell Turalyon but I kept a few of those Naru Shards after Illidan went all Eye Beam Crazy and blew it up. I am using them in my Flash light btw. the battery replacement never runs out.)
((ALSO, Don’t tell Genn But i have a Few friends on the Horde and have let them escape with some of our care packages not like i could have stopped them with the 40-1 odds in their favor))
