In preparation for Classic; Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID!

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Preface: This is from another poster (Alamo - Thunderhorn), waaaay back in the day. The post was excessively popular and Alamo went on to get his own Wiki page and everything. What follows is a faithful copy of his post. The spelling, grammar, and overall tone are not altered in any way. Credit goes to Alamo - Thunderhorn, not to me, I am simply resurrecting a Druidic cultural phenomenon for those who miss it, those who forgot it, and those who never got a chance to see it.

Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID!

sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

  1. ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

  1. OK, Sum durids is bare

  1. Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

ONLY DURID DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

  1. Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

  1. Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

  1. Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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    OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

  2. Seel is can fite, but is kind week.

  3. Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth

  4. When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.

  5. Seel is can teech frends how is swim

ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

  1. looks liek cheetuh
  2. dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
  3. Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

  1. Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!
  2. mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
  3. them haf sum good armors & fite storng.

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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

  1. OK now sum durid is cat

  2. Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

  3. Cat uis for fite

  4. Cat durid dosent talk about fite

  1. when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

*********DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

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I haven’t read this in a long time. Thank you

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trust level 300

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I just remembered it existed recently, and thought I’d share it. Glad you liked it! I always thought it was hilarious. :slight_smile:

Correct. :slight_smile:

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My favorite part…

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Everyone’s favorite part!

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this always deserves a refresh (and the idalog healing guide “best healing guide evah)

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3 year necro for a horrible “guide” that makes your brain hurt if you try to read it.
:axe:

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Alamo is forever.
Oh wait - Alamo iz 4 evah.

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Was the necro necessary? About as necessary as calling the Alamo guides horrible :stuck_out_tongue:

I remember these from back in Vanilla and they always made me chuckle. I’ve been leveing TBC classic characters with friends every Sunday morning for a few hours in the morning and I made a feral named “Forfite” because I was thinking of this guide at the time :smiley:

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You are aware it’s satire, right?

… Right!?

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That Alamo’s wisdom is still being passed on to younger duridz brings me joy. The only reason I keep my ancient photobucket account open is the off chance someone needs an early source of the original images. May the old ways never die. Thank you Alamo for the inspiration you gave us when the going got rough.

<3

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We love you Alamo!

Call me some time. We’ll do it kitty style.

:heart_eyes_cat:

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Cat iz 4 FITE
That is what you mean, right?
If not oh dear.
bow chicka wow wow

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