Autai…you you are kinda purple.
Careful I’ll summon the purple people eaters
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How dare! I am plum my good madam. Purple is inferior to my majestic royalty.
Summon them! I shall watch from my veranda!
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alliance- herp derp lets sit around doing nothing
Horde- herp derp lets sit around, while our racial leader starts another war
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Petty and more dangerous to Azeroth than the next villain.
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That’s not a haiku, but I am by no means an expert so correct me if I’m wrong.
Poetry is fun,
But I’m definitely dumb,
It is a true fact.
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Alliance: petty egos
Horde: petty egos
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Alliance: Trash in PVP
Horde: Trash in Personality
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Ignorance is plain,
The byproduct of pain,
Your plum is purple.
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They took my waifu.
With dark chains of ancient steel,
A journey to save.
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Grouchy step siblings.
Or do you mean separately?
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Your waifu is blind,
Blinded and deaf to the world,
Unaware of love.
(Pretty sure your talking about Sylvanas but now that I think about it could be Jaina)
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Alliance: Standard good guys fantasy, protectors of Azeroth
Horde: Marked as morally gray and honor bound while at the same time supporting gendercide, warmongering culture, and general cognitive dissonance
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Riddles in the dark.
Sad soldiers marching onward,
To war unending.
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Actually I was thinking Anduin lol. Husbando didn’t work
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Dumb & Dumber.
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Alliance: Candy.
Horde: Mud.
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And the anima,
The life fource and killing blow,
Of the afterlife.
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Azeroth a dream.
Devious machinations,
Haunting a young child.
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