Imagine getting assassinated by a 7ft 200kg man

I don’t know metric stuff.

200KG is like saying to me, “.00005 universes.” I have no concept of what it means.

They told me in Grade School that everything would be metric when we got older; I’m 53 now, they lied.

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200 kg means you’re a sumo wrestler at best, but probably have elephantiasis.

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I was going to type something about Sumo as well lol.

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Great, now im going to have Cartman doing sumo stuck in my head everytime i see a KT

:rofl: You’re not wrong.

An assassin doesn’t need to be sneaky all he needs to do is dispatch the target

“my 500 lbs life” on TLC this Friday, featuring some kul Tiran dude

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Just change to metric like everyone else already, guys

/facts

At one point in my life I had 180 kg and a kul-tiran build. It was not fun and not pretty. So when I see people go like “oh this is normal”, I’m kinda like “Bro, you in denial. Get fit. Before the doctor makes you”. And that is kinda why I don’t like the AR. At all. But I also know that even then I could punch right through a person; the real issue I have in believability terms is them running as fast as everyone else :rofl:

dunno bout being assassinated by one…im pretty sure at that point its not as much of a sneaky assassination as it is a flat out murder.

im the runt of the family at 6 1 and 193…i have had run-ins with these sorts of men…more like bulls in a chinashop rather than the dark brotherhood…

as far as them being the best looking race. ehh i dunno, i do like them better than some of the other races…still my favorite will always be the trolls. they are just so much different than everything else

Key word is “had” don’t quit hitting that threadmill! Health is important!

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I have a stretch of woods like 50 meters uphill from me. So no treadmill. I do things Dagobah style (especially after it’s been raining <.<). But, thank you :slight_smile:

I’m at 68kg myself, a bit overweight. I would not make a good blood elf cosplay right now.

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Be careful! Scary easy to slip when the ground is wet and just kill your ankle forever more :expressionless:

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only advice i can give you, if your wearing boots to treck that …invest in a good pair of rocky …i swear by those boots, i have been in construction for most of my adult life, as well as a hillbilly and they havent failed me yet

edit: other than that time i ran a chainsaw through my left one. it didnt hold up REAL well to that, but enough to save me from myself

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At 189 cm, 68 kg would be worryingly underweight for me XD. So I’ll infer you’re a fairly small woman, meaning, you’ll get there in time. :slight_smile:

Nevermore! [/Edgaring] But yas, thanks! Kinda used to paying attention. I got it drilled into me when the draft made me lose bulk.

…holy mother of god. Bless the steel toe caps O.O

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Id play one over a dark iron or gnome. Just dont have the rep on alliance so might never have one.

I mean Letho is a great character

They remind me of Vasily Alekseyev from the Montreal Olympics. Yep he was the strongest man in the world, but we walked and stood like the KTs do.

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‘Merica! /saulte

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