I'm so sick of

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Flu seasons is rough atm. Think my co-workers are all getting it. Feel better.

From now on I will only use the term involuntary projectile protein spillage.

Not exactly what you said, but it has a certain ring to it


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You should the late comedian George Carlin for the term. He was mocking euphemisms.

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Because of him I will never eat a banana in public. I don’t know why that part of his routine stuck, probably cause of my age at the time
 :rofl:

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Well, we’re thinking it, lol. It’s programmed in our heads.

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Oof, hope you feel better soon.

The only one of those I’ve had is when I forgot to put the blender cover on my protein shake!

Whoa, early in the morning for this share! But wishing you a speedy recovery. (I really hate throwing up, - you poor thing, take care)

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Oh no! /hug get better

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Uggghhh! Sorry to hear that. Stick to clear fluids and clear jello. If you can’t see through it, don’t put it in your stomach. Be sure it’s NOT sugar free though, you need the calories.

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I once shat and puked at the same time, it was during our CN Sire denathrius mythic kill. Worst 3 days of my life, but hey i got CE that brown night. Cool memory.

Edit: Get well soon.

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I will never forget the time I puked all over the toliet because I couldn’t get the lid up in time. Then I tripped on said puke. Then I pooped myself in the fetal position while crying on the puke floor.

The stomach flu can go die in a fire.

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Everyone says these forums are so toxic, but you all seem pretty nice to me.

Going to try eating some chicken noodle soup today and see how that works out. Wish me luck.

All the luck I can give and more. Feel better.

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Fingers crossed for no more protein spillages :crossed_fingers:

They can be, but we’re all still people and I don’t think anyone really harbors any ill will.

or hoping they don’t anyway :dracthyr_heart:

it is when you reach “empty” and the body attempts to continue, that true pain is experienced.

sorry love, that sounds horrible :kissing_heart:

I hope u feel better

Worst is when BOTH ends are going



 at the same time

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Yikes that sucks. I’ll never forget when I was younger, my friends little brother had a bad stomach flu. He actually threw up so hard that his stomach lining came out. So gross.

Get better!