I’m so bad that when I open the Vault, it takes gear from me. And my iLvl goes up.
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Most of my in game advice comes from paper fortunes I buy in bulk before they are baked into the cookie.
I have a bag right here.
one in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Never stop unless there is an edge with a long fall.
If it’s too good to be true, but you’ve realized that after the fact, you’ve been duped.
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I thought the indicator for that was if there’s always 2 of me just a-hangin’ around.
don’t stand too close together. I hear they hire folks to strike one dupe out.
I’m so bad, the kobolds took pitty on me and said, “here, take candle.”
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I’m so bad the AI’s kicked me and it was a followers dungeon.
I’m so bad, level 11’s do more damage than me in dungeons. 
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I’m so bad that Pandarens aren’t neutral towards me.
I remember the mess I used to do in dungeons at the time, throwing explosive honey on the people.
I’m so bad sickly gazelles take my lunch money.
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lunch money now.
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I am so bad that I use almost always Stealth to dismount (true).
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This is the best one!