I'm now canonically smelly

Pandas have been known to be so lazy they won’t even move when they defecate so I don’t know how proud you should be.

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I mean we all had that saturday. Sa-turd-ay… oh im a genius

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it’s fully groan.

The key to a proper dad joke is the delivery. You have to do it with a straight face, as if you were just laying down facts. Leslie Nielsen was a master at this. This kind of delivery is what enables the “delayed blast” effect. Dropped into normal conversation, they’ll hear it just like any normal thing you ever say … and then it hits.

That’s what makes them great.

I don’t need Blizz to tell me I’m smelly! My mind is my free zone!

I kinda do, owing to an impaired sense of smell that I’ve mentioned elsewhere.

Well you are a Horde rodent…

Fleeeeee

sniffs the smelly fox

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stinks
:fox_face::dracthyr_comfy_sip:

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Take a dust bath or something. :slightly_frowning_face:

OK, I have to admit that this method has one key advantage over staged radiation implosion in that you do get to use the vulpera again afterwards.

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Musky Husky.

As seen here: https://imgur.com/a/49ZtT9g :dracthyr_love_animated: :fox_face:

I can actually smell this thread.

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