Pandas have been known to be so lazy they won’t even move when they defecate so I don’t know how proud you should be.
I mean we all had that saturday. Sa-turd-ay… oh im a genius
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s fully groan.
The key to a proper dad joke is the delivery. You have to do it with a straight face, as if you were just laying down facts. Leslie Nielsen was a master at this. This kind of delivery is what enables the “delayed blast” effect. Dropped into normal conversation, they’ll hear it just like any normal thing you ever say … and then it hits.
That’s what makes them great.
I don’t need Blizz to tell me I’m smelly! My mind is my free zone!
I kinda do, owing to an impaired sense of smell that I’ve mentioned elsewhere.
Well you are a Horde rodent…
Fleeeeee
sniffs the smelly fox
stinks
Take a dust bath or something.
OK, I have to admit that this method has one key advantage over staged radiation implosion in that you do get to use the vulpera again afterwards.
Musky Husky.
As seen here: https://imgur.com/a/49ZtT9g
I can actually smell this thread.