what if it’s a house boat
sadly vampire pirates dont follow the vampire code.
they do follow the pirates code.
Yarr harr!
“Dreyrgrot is infested with pirate… vampires… pira-vamp… vampirates? GRAH! Just go slay them. The fools are plundering relics we buried for a reason. Such cursed artifacts were never meant to be unearthed.”
The inability to cross running water is one of the many things attributed to vampires from European folklore.
That’s a grey area. I think they’d be able to come on deck, but not anywhere secured by doors or windows.
Im gonna be king of the vampirates!
Not gonna lie I saw “vampirate” and was like “is that latin?” I did not see pirate in there for some reason. Nicely done!
Cannonballs don’t need permission to sink your house.
He’ll do it. He’s crazy
Silly bioforms. Constantly feeding on this and that.
ahem
Dreyrgrot is infested with pirate… vampires… Pira-vamps… vampirates? GRAH! Just go slay them! The fools are plundering relics we buried for a reason. Such cursed artifacts were never meant to be unearthed.
Between this and Grom the Paunch, I REALLY wish Total Warhammer used their trailer music ingame
or release the music itself instead of having people dig through videos to find it.
but i rather they fix the bugs they still have first.

Silly bioforms. Constantly feeding on this and that.
It feels good