4/10M [Horde] Stormscale - 8PM-11PM EST Tues/Wed/Thurs
We ARE DeathStar Vent Designers! CE badasses! Well, not as cool as Limit or Echo but we could be with you!
Who we are:
Our DPS does massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters.
We date supermodels.
Chuck Norris is our Waterboy.
We’ve all won the lottery.
We all have IQs above 180.
Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard.
We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour.
We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite.
We have been on COPS twelve times.
When we enter raids, bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves.
OK – That last one may be a stretch but that’s why we WANT YOU!
What we’re looking for right now – Immediate spot for tryout TONIGHT (Heroic Skip – Shriek, Sludge, SLG and Sire for tryouts who aren’t in realm) – Then we move on to M Shriek/Huntsman/Hungering if you’re interested and can xfer immediately.
Holy Paladin – Bring the WOG! Holy shock me baby! Bathe us in glorious light!
R Shaman – Drop them totems! Make it rain! Throw that water! Give me an SLT to dance in!
H/D Priest – Make us confess our sins! Shield us from the bad guys! Grip me out of the bad!
DPS - All DPS spots are up for competition. You must walk 9 paces forward then turn and fire. Last one standing has a spot. JUST KIDDING! We’re not that barbaric! But we want you if you are mechanically-sound and bring the DEEPS!
Need a home? Guild fell apart? Your dog left you for the neighbor’s cat? Come join us! Besides making bosses surrender to our good charms we also do M+ keys and Drunk Heroic Raid night on Friday nights!
Seriously though - if you made it this far and are truly interested in getting CE and can commit to 3 nights, do a minimum of 4 - M14+ for Great Vault loots then come try out with us!
Hit up the BTAGs and become FAMOUS!
Shal#11574 – GM/Raid Lead
Sumerian#1644 – Healing Officer