Opening scene of WoW experience
You’re a nameless peon. Faceless and formless. You arrived by a prison ship. The captain tells you that you’ve arrived in Azeroth.
Your ship capsizes and you are taken prisoner to your new race specific starter camp with other races
You have no spells or abilities except auto attack and a stick. The world is introduced SLOWLY as your UI becomes larger.
Eventually you explore your new surroundings by gathering Zhevra noses and Boar duodenums. You cook your first meal in the shadows.
Suddenly the flames of war appear. The mists clear and reveal that you’re now in the middle of a fight not with undead dragon ogre gods, but your arch nemesis. The male human paladin or the monk gnome coming to steal your supper
You fight and fight all the way to the top of some frozen mountain where you finally slay the human, but your body is broken but sent back by {insert your racial god} could be Hakkar, could be Johnny Awesome
You join some prisoners on a wagon ride and get waylaid by a dragon god of time. Nozdormumu who you bargain with by dying exactly 17 times claiming your soul is immortal but the flesh is weak
Then you finally choose your name. {insert your racial hero} who throws you a crossbow, an axe, a bowl of spaghetti as your main weapon.
You are then lead through the tunnels of infinite timeways passing the ages like Troll wars, beast wars, Star Wars, StarCraft, Ancient Kalimdor, Well of Eternity, Korthia, some cave in STV and find yourself in the capital city.
You are given a choice. The blue mana bun sends you on happy days quests of helping gormlings hatch and doing dragon daycare.
The red pill, however, pulls back the curtain of death as you fall into the Dalaran crater, Rez into new Dalaran. Get punted off that Dalaran as it craters in Dornagal whereby you are immediately lambasted by the NPCs for not having a RIO of 6,000
Thusly you are sent to dungeon of trails of get gud tears. 16 hours of non stop dungeon crawling against 400 brand new affixes like what the sigma where you must quickly type /wave or die. Or my favorite make a crafting order with an appropriate amount of tip for which you will be in debt for 3 months
Have fun, GL, DD no Rez
