There are some rooms in BT I’d like to visit… Obviously Supremus’s room to see all the dragons! Obviously… why what were you thinking?!
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Step 1: Become a shaman.
So you are able to ressurect and heal yourself, without depending on the existence of a spirit healer.
Step 2: Search for Uranium
Step 3: Nuclear warfare.
If Uranium is not available in Azeroth:
Step 2: Research Arcane magic
Step 3: Build Manabombs
Step 4: Mana warfare
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I was praying to Aman’thul that the Den of Mortal delights had Draenei women…
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I’d kermit war crimes.
Go get the worgen curse because im a degenerate.
OwO
another nice option:
Scam the folks.
I mean the populace of Azeroth is gullible to a fault, they rarely plot, they rarely lie, and they cant see deception even if it hits them straight in the face. Also they are very much influenced by concepts like honor, which you can also use.
for example, if you enther azeroth as a human:
Step 1:
Go and find Thrall
Step 2: Claim you are the child of Taretha Foxton, that had been hidden away directly after birth, for the fear of Blackmoore finding out and killing you.
Step 3: Become Thralls little Brother
Step 4: Get supreme Gear and mad skills by leeching on Thrall
Assuming you meant as my true self, not become my character;
First I would hope I’m ported to the southern, eastern kingdoms since I’m a human.
Upon reaching Stormwind, Being a annoying American, I would scoff at the rabble who still tolerate a monarchy and noble class ruling them.
After successfully overthrowing the ruling class and monarch, ( because i didn’t waste time and effort building a giant tug boat with a cannon in a sea cave under Westfall), I would instill a democratically elected govt where I become president.
Shortly after I would take us off the gold standard, make it illegal to own gold, and require stormwind’s citizens exchange their gold for lion back paper currency.
You can see where I’m going with this…
Besides trying to stop freaking out and like on the brink of years because you know …I suddenly am trapped in a video game leaving all who I care about behind.
Besides that…
I would get my bearings test out what I could do (ie see if my class powers actually work).
Persuade the barbers of Azeroth to change me into a Dire Orc.
than live the life of a warrior.
Moon Guard Goldshire, I need some gold up in here.
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Another great idea:
Become a trainer of mythic arts.
You: “Hey priest over there, how do you use that fancy mace of yours?”
Priest: “Uhm, well i basically just carry it around, and get empowered by its magic”
Y: “Wanna learn how to use swords?”
P: “Woah i wanted to know that forever!”
Y: “Just carry it around like you do with your mace!”
P: “gasps”
Y: “thats 10 million gold, good sir!”
I guess it depends who I was and where I was ported to.
If I were a Blood Elf Warlock, I might practice with a Healthstone. Maybe Shadowfury a random spot.
I probably would not try summoning a Demon for a while.
First stop, Goldshire
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I dunno…do I get a say in my class? No matter what I’d probably start off in a major city to get some mounts and then I’d be off to see all my favorite spots in person.
die to a level 1 kobold
No, no, no…the real gold 
was in the Ardenweald-themed NPC weapons!
Ya’ll don’t forget your 1-million-gold-per-week billboard fees you owe me! The joys of having a monopoly! 
https://media.giphy.com/media/geEjafFUgxtYsUxEUh/giphy.gif
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I’d make my way to Kun Lai Summit and go mountain climbing with the grummles.
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Race change to a pandaren and sleep outside on my belly. But not before eating a good meal
Probably be hyper murdered by wildlife.
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I was just thinking, those flight masters have the best jobs ever. Their mounts never die and always come back.
