If the factions go

As part of my platform, I will utilize necroengineering to fortify your bodies and necroalchemy to reverse the condition known as brain rot.

No jaws - or personalities - unhinged.

Sincerely,

Tyrant-Regent Opherial Guiraine, Lordaeron, Undercity, P.O. Box #367612

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Opherial is really just several Gnomes standing on top of one another.

Dont believe the lies

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As part of my platform, I am willing to open my breastplate far enough to maintain my modesty but still reveal that I am not, in fact, several Gnomes standing on top of one another.

Are my opponents prepared to do the same? What assurances do any of us have that Sylvanas or Calia are not, in fact, several Gnomes standing on top of one another?

A vote for me is a vote that’s irrelevant, because I’m already in charge.

Sincerely,

Tyrant-Regent Opherial Guiraine, Lordaeron, Undercity, P.O. Box #867-5309

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It’s sort of interesting that some Forsaken players are experiencing Stockholm syndrome now that they’re out of an abusive relationship.

Am I reading too far into this? Yes, probably.

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I dunno. I’ll kind of awkwardly say that with the credential of “as an abuse survivor…” Sylvanas (and the worship of) has rubbed me the wrong way for a long, long time.

Are you? Maybe. Are you the only? Probably not.

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