If Moon Guard Had a Smell

What would it be?

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Ever been to the room of a weeabo?

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It’d smell like all th’perfume fr’m th’love fest mixed to all th’fish dyin’ on th’Stormwind docks.

runs off, sneezing repeatedly and explosively

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Salty coins and milk

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The bedroom after a Valentines Day fling.

Stale, slightly soggy bread.

Delicious fig pudding!

But, with a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.

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Nice garbage.

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You ever read about that guy who kept a jar of his expense next to his computer desk with a mlp toy in it? And then after, he apparently left it on his radiator which caused the mlp toy to casually melt mixed with his goo of life?

Yeah, there you go.

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A pox upon your house for creating this thread, OP.

TLDR: Why? WHY?!!

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Every top hat wearing creature here needs to know the magnitude of their musk that’s why

pomf =3

#10characters

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I always pictured it to smell like one of those Wicca shops

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During this time of year? Perfumes. So much that you could taste it.

I can promise nobody here uses anything that makes them smell better

Also Hatebreeder was a great album

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That’s only around Goldshire… It and everyone in it for longer than 30 seconds smells sort of like the back of an unwashed ear. They’re happy with that stench though.
Heck yeah it was.

This is why Tixi is the best gnome.

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Eau de M:TG tournament, with hints of recycled air. Circa 1997.

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Think of the one kid in your junior high school who had an awful smell no matter what.

that’s exactly what Moon Guard smells like.

…D-do you really want the honest answer to that question?

Because let’s face it, there is one, but it ain’t great.

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