If Blizzard Owned a Restaurant Named WoW

[Mysfyre-norgannon (Mysfyre)]

@Jerauld-uther

Would you say someone who likes their steak cooked well done and smothered in ketchup to be completely wrong?

Yes… and Pure Evil.

[Chachi-thunderhorn (Chachi)]

There wouldn’t be any doors leading to the bathrooms because management removed all portals from the restaurant because it makes the world seem “larger”.

Oh, and Gnome Gnuggets. Delicious, Gnome Gnuggets!

[Ravensèyé-tichondrius]

“Enjoyment detected, menu pruned. Tofu for everyone just like we do it in California. You’re just tasting it wrong.”

[Sarallesta-moon-guard]

I think the restaruant would close as soon as they introduce BfA to the menu.

[Baridorielor-malfurion (Baridorielor)]

Steaks would not be served past mid-rare because that is how steaks are best eaten, enjoyed, and appreciated.

I mean, as long Blizzard has a microwave so i can pop my steak in for a few minutes and enjoy them fully cooked.

But seriously, what is with the threads comparing WoW to Food or a restaurant lately? What, are you all hungry? go to a restaurant.

[Perfectenemy-cenarion-circle]

Not only all of that, but I had to DRIVE to the restaurant!! I was wanting to fly there, but they now say that I have to grind out a reputation to graduated in a flight school!! It was a…………wait for it…………wait longer……….SLAP IN DA FACE!!!1!!!one!!!

[Vicktoria-area-52 (Vicktoria)]

I wouldn’t eat there, that stupid panda chef burns everything and wastes all my mats.

[Snikrot-silver-hand (Snikrot)]

I’m down for some Orc Chops with some Teldrassil burnt ends!

[Labluegirl-bladefist (Labluegirl)]

Now that sounds good

[Zoss-amanthul]

I’d like to take a look at your cocktails please.

[Cangremon-dalaran (Cangremon)]

I would order an omelette, receive a hamburger, use a bonus roll and get a coupon.

[Grumbles-hellscream (Grumbles)]

Items are removed from menu if they don’t sell. Some are even limited time dishes made to attract.

I don’t know if this is a Sunday thread or not since I am terribly under caffeinated at the moment but this statement is currently true of every restaurant in the US.

[Zebco-silver-hand]

If WoW was a restaurant it’s be one that used to serve great food but quality has been going down the drain. Now people still eat there on occasion to see if the foods as good as it once was, but the food only seems to get worse

It’s not the restaurant… its the customers… the restaurant has remained the same… same food sources, same recipes (with different spices), same wait staff and chefs… the restaurant however went from serving the 20-30 year old demo and now attracts the 13-25 year old demo that expects all their whims catered to and their parents didn’t teach them humility or patience… so the client base has changed to one that is entitled and really really difficult.

[Führioùs-korgath]

Steaks would not be served past mid-rare because that is how steaks are best eaten, enjoyed, and appreciated.

Objectively true.
Wtf I love blizzard now

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

If the example you just showed me is similar I wouldn’t be following any links.

[Arshia-alexstrasza]

We don’t serve Austrian-style schnitzel but we have German-style schnitzel and it’s almost entirely the same, just a different regional association.

‘This restaurant hates me and hates everyone like me, I refuse to eat German-style Schnitzel, I had been asking for Austrian-Schnitzel since this restaurant opened it makes more sense anyway. 0/5 stars’

[Akston-bloodhoof (Akston)]

15 year old recipe of course. And the restaurant even invited some streame…err…I mean yelp reviewers to sample it before officially adding it back to the menu. It’s getting rave reviews!

I dunno. I have seen a lot of reviews state things like “huh, this isn’t how I remember it. they need to change things to make it better”

[Teldriso-emerald-dream]

15 year old recipe of course. And the restaurant even invited some streame…err…I mean yelp reviewers to sample it before officially adding it back to the menu. It’s getting rave reviews!

I dunno. I have seen a lot of reviews state things like “huh, this isn’t how I remember it. they need to change things to make it better”

That’s not what the streame…err…I mean yelp reviewers are saying. It’s pretty positive. Those who are complaining are actually the competing restaurant down the street. They can’t stand the attention this Classic Burger is getting and they’re afraid to lose customers in the process.

[Akston-bloodhoof (Akston)]

That’s not what the streame…err…I mean yelp reviewers are saying. It’s pretty positive. Those who are complaining are actually the competing restaurant down the street. They can’t stand the attention this Classic Burger is getting and they’re afraid to lose customers in the process

Nah. Quite a few people are like "Is this how it tasted back then? I remember it tasting different. And then Bistro Blizzard is all “nah, see. here is the recipe we had then. As you can see, we followed it 100%”. And so of course the customers respond with “well, maybe you shouldn’t follow it perfectly. or your recipe is just wrong. because I definitely remember it different”

[Teldriso-emerald-dream]

That’s not what the streame…err…I mean yelp reviewers are saying. It’s pretty positive. Those who are complaining are actually the competing restaurant down the street. They can’t stand the attention this Classic Burger is getting and they’re afraid to lose customers in the process

Nah. Quite a few people are like "Is this how it tasted back then? I remember it tasting different. And then Bistro Blizzard is all “nah, see. here is the recipe we had then. As you can see, we followed it 100%”. And so of course the customers respond with “well, maybe you shouldn’t follow it perfectly. or your recipe is just wrong. because I definitely remember it different”

I’m not sure where your getting your information, but the competitor down the street is pretty close to going out of business… they’ll send shills out (like you) to reinforce their narrative against the Classic Burger… THE BEST BURGER!