Pretty sure I taste like deer, so probably bird or bear… I dunno, maybe it tastes like cosmic radiation or space lasers?
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Make sure they reach an internal temperature of 165 degrees before consuming them or you risk food poisoning.
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You can’t cook a boomkin; it’s impossible. They can change their feathers to be on fire.
Lemon pepper
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Technically this just means they’re self cooking… which is amazing… don’t even ahve to prepare them, just gotta dump some water on em and bon appetite.
“Bubba, start up the banjo and set the dinner table, tonight we eatin good on this here instant chicken dinner.”
Only if they are free range Boomkin.
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Next follow-up question.
Would you, as a boomkin, eat a boomkin?
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Tiresias slowly picks up her mind from the gutter. Her boney fingers sliding over the slick surface, fumbling it as it slips out of her grasp back into the gutter below
Well I tried.
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This answer wins the internets today. Kudos my furry friend!
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Question I have is: Roasted or Deep Fried?