(Actually giggled)
“Your mask looks funny!”
“You’re like sand. Coarse, irritating, and you get everywhere. But sand is pretty and feels nice being stepped on. I’ll keep my boots on for you.”
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You have been weighed…you have been measured…and you have been found wanting.
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“More like Nak-poo.”
Enekie extends her arms and falls backward into a crowd of roaring Alliance soldiers, who eagerly catch her.
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“More like, Enek-bye.”
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“More like Loh-kash dese paws.” 
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“I’m still trying to figure out if that orc was making fun of my height. Low blow, literally, if true.”
“Your outfit makes it look like you’ve got a really slimy beard. If you really can call that an outfit. Guess there’s a benefit being a bear, but at least try!”
"Speaking of bears…
That outfit barely works for you. I know humans are generic but spice it up.
frowns suddenly
Do humans know what spice is?"
You manage to dress like someone who’s working on a fishing vessel and in a coal mine simultaneously.
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Your loa must think:
How is the bar set this low?
Pure disappointment.
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You king fu is weak and your Ancestors were skinny vegans.
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Victory or death.
Shameful it must be for you
To be denied both
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The Draenei gasps in shock.
“That is not being possible! I love dinosaurs very much! Look, I have toy dinosaurs over here!” She gestures to a shelf in her home, where sat many toy dinosaurs, including a raptor plushie. “I am also having many dinosaur bones and artifacts!” She shows off a collection of fossilized dinosaur remains she must’ve dug up in her adventures. They were lovingly preserved and protected in a display case that looked more like it could be used to secure the most powerful weapon in the universe.
“And I have a dinosaur companion too!” Her raptor, Karth, comes walking out, yawning and blinking slowly, having just been woken up because of Ariiah’s rushing about the house.
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“For all your intergalactic technology. It’s impressive how worthless it all is in your hands!”
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“Well I- …I mean to be fair -…” She pauses and frowns.
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Flamin’ hot HAIKU
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“More like…Topfail.”
Enekie kisses two fingers and turns around. A mechanohog screeches to a halt before her as she hops on, ramping the vehicle off a dead tauren and exploding in mid-air.
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Enekie’s ghost shows up in the afterlife only to meet Incomplete!
HA look who’s dead now!
(this is referring back to that thread where Enekie killed me if anyone remembers that except me because I’m a weirdo)
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Looks at the Undead in a Top Hat
“Ma’am please return that Top Hat to the Worgen you stole it from, they have enough issues staying clothed, we don’t need the undead helping them.”
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I have spent much time in Redridge.
I wonder how many of your friends I have slaughtered.
I do hope that it is “many.”
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