11/05/2018 03:02 AMPosted by
Gnomest I am responding to a job opening posted by the Illidari seeking fresh new demon hunters. Here is my resume and qualifications:
Who am I?
I am Lillian Felheart; Founder of Felreaver Spy Syndicate, devout engineer and explorer of forbidden magics. For years my life has been dedicated to discover and exploration of deadly technologies and that could be used to protect Azeroth from any threat. That includes the Burning Legion. Though I not part demon, I am cybernetically enhanced with fel technology, enhanced vision and capable of all the same powers as demon hunters through demon soul harvesting technology.
How I can help the Illidari.
As the Burning Legion became an ever growing threat my research turned to harvesting of demon souls using volatile demon technology and I eventually discovered a significantly safer means of harvesting demon souls than absorbing demons directly into ones bodily vessel. I supply the Syndicate with technology that can harvest and channel the power of demons via cybernetic suits of fel and wield all the same capabilities of a demon hunter. I can supply the Illidari with technology that will allow them to control their demons much more safely and effectively allowing for a wider group people to become Illidari and less innocent Illidari lives lost to demons. My short stature and previous background as a rogue allows me to get into places that elven Illidari otherwise could not.
What have I sacrificed?
Everything! I was banished from Gnomergan due to the development of dangerous demon soul harvesting technologies and spent my entire live researching methods and technologies to defeat the burning legion.
How I feel about Illidan?
I regard Illidan as a nobel hero that was trying to do the best he could to end the burning legion, but sometimes made some rash decisions that had better alternatives or solutions.
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Now I just need an official stamp of approval from one of the Illidari.
You don't meet the height requirements.
Sorry, I don't think they allow people who fetishize childlike characters.
Sorry, I don't think they allow people who fetishize childlike characters.
Gnomes are not childlike. Gnomes are voiced by real life small people who are fully grown adults. Being small and having a high pitched voice does not automatically mean child-like. Second thing. This character isn't fetishized. I mogged it based on the classic DH look because it seemed to fit the character right. This was pretty much the model I was following.
https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/resized/477613.jpg
I have a male goblin that I am aiming to get a very similar look for as well. This one is meant to be the cute and fierce one wear-as my goblin is meant to be a lot closer to an illidian look-alike.
You don't meet the height requirements.
My small size allows me to get into places most Illidari could not and I can also be carried around by other Illidari and glider more easily. This can come in handy.
Very good:
I think you can still get both tabards? At least I did on my one character.
Very good:
I think you can still get both tabards? At least I did on my one character.
What kinds of tabards did you have in mind? Something that can enhance the gnome DH look even further?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
11/08/2018 12:20 AMPosted by
Landusk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
Did you read my backstory? Of course I am serious!
Uhh gross... Your a gnome. Hard pass
11/08/2018 12:21 AMPosted by
Gnomest 11/08/2018 12:20 AMPosted by
Landusk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
Did you read my backstory? Of course I am serious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4TNF8K7DY
this is better then Gnome want to be a worgen XD
Sorry, but you don't have enough surface area to put the necessary tattoos on.
I'm afraid we have height requirements
11/08/2018 12:23 AMPosted by
Dbayne Uhh gross... Your a gnome. Hard pass
And you guys have been hiring murloc's to help? I call BS.
11/05/2018 03:11 AMPosted by
Strife Ill talk to my boss for you.
Fine.
Long as they make me a cool pair of googles.
To be specific ones that I can wear on top of my head. (blizzard please)
Let me grab the number of you chances it odds of -00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000----
oh crap machine borke, let say Gnome illidari happening is a huge Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogriwhaieoiagw
god damn it there go my keyboard! D:
like I said you have same chance of becoming worgen gnome.
11/08/2018 02:28 AMPosted by
Landusk Let me grab the number of you chances it odds of -00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000----
oh crap machine borke, let say Gnome illidari happening is a huge Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogriwhaieoiagw
god damn it there go my keyboard! D:
like I said you have same chance of becoming worgen gnome.
We actually probably have just as much a chance as orcs of becoming demon hunters. Besides. As far as I am concerned, I already have become a demon hunter ^_^
11/08/2018 02:30 AMPosted by
Gnomest 11/08/2018 02:28 AMPosted by
Landusk Let me grab the number of you chances it odds of -00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000----
oh crap machine borke, let say Gnome illidari happening is a huge Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogriwhaieoiagw
god damn it there go my keyboard! D:
like I said you have same chance of becoming worgen gnome.
We actually probably have just as much a chance as orcs of becoming demon hunters. Besides. As far as I am concerned, I already have become a demon hunter ^_^
Baaaah, Why Hell hell I want to join Edgy jerk off? /eyeroll and sigh
Any who keep thinking that to you self, I sure you become a real bo- errr I mean A real demon hunter if you keep trying Much like ppl On Moongarud try to be part whatevers.
I think gnomes could make great demon hunters. Hopefully the Illidari can understand.
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