I think my wife is cheating

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Come to alliance and embrace the light as your wife has

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I wholeheartedly agree

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don’t worry, void elf chad is taking good care of her now

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Alliance is where all the Trans Testys reside. She may be in the process of trying to grow sausage. my advice is guard your back side and leave her quick before your wife becomes your husband

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cough

It’s not Sunday yet, brah.

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She just needed some Dwarf in her life. Cut her some slack. We’re just that amazing. ^.^

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:joy: :joy: .hoot.

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Hang a portrait of it burning over the bed to remind her that it will only get worse. Also, it helps set the mood.

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I"m dead lol.

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Create an Alliance character, shut the laptop as she walks into the living room and tell her, the battery died and you have to go charge it. Do unto her what she did unto you.

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now you see what it’s like, little boy.

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she was looking at Maledicts

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Don’t worry, it probably was not Alliance:

She was probably talking to some dude.

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Go dwarf or DiD. Draenei are the worst.

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A human dude of course

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My first guild, back in 2004 or 5 (it was October because the first time I ever logged in, the pumpkins and halloween stuff were out), was Alliance. It was an alliance guild because our guild leader’s wife wanted to play a pretty character. Back then, there were no blood elves. There was literally no “pretty” option for a female Horde player.

He loved his wife, so we played Alliance. Ha ha.

We had a long and illustrious Vanilla career as Alliance players together, and everyone was happy. So what should you do? Well, you should probably roll a gnome and get used to blue, baby.

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And you believed her? Look, mate; I’m not the brightest bulb in the pack, but I DO know that it’s a lot harder to get from Miami to Naples in a row boat than it is on a cruise ship. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Hey now you will have some peace and quiet since she won’t be whining and crying constantly as a Horde. :grin: :+1:

Plus if you join her you still have a few more days for some sweet bonus gear. :joy:

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If she’s dating a Dark iron Dwarf take it from me…you cant compete sadly.

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Ok that gave me a pretty good laugh this morning.

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