These darn kids today don’t know how easy they got it! That’s right! No sir!
Back in my day you dead the second you spawned if you weren’t quick and grouped with others! Yessiirree! And that’s the way it was and we LIKED it!!
Why, back in my day your gear and status mattered!! We didn’t have any of this namby-pamby dungeon finder or this … ridiculous eLLLEfFFAArrr… No sir, back in my day you had to get written permission from REAL players if you even wanted to even QUEST! That’s right! And that’s the way it was and we LIKED it!
We didn’t have any of these willy nilly, glade huffing, fel rushing demon hunters flapping around, or these barky bark wolves or foxes! No sir! back in my day you played a human or undead mage and you were happy with it! And that’s the way it was and we LIKED it!!