I could tell you I was drunk.
I could tell you I had been ganked in STV.
I mean…I HAD to go through Redridge because Horde flightpaths WTF, if you don’t get Kargath you have to continent hop to get around, which adds like 30 min or hearthstone CDs.
I just want to say I’m sorry to all the Alliance I killed there…it’s not like me at all. I was just going to pass through to get to Stonard, and eventually Kargath, but I ended up drinking the rest of that Vodka, putting on some Retro-WoW playlist of angsty Screamo (was that what it was called back then?) and I killed ALOT of Alliance.
Anyways…like I said, I’m a good guy. I didn’t camp anyone, just killed and moved on. If we knew each other, I’d buy you a beer at the local bar and laugh about it.
So I’m Flask, and I’m a nice beefy Tauren that likes to pick Herbs, and fancies himself as a Pre-Raid dungeon tank to eventually grind out the Resto pieces I will need to live the rest of my Classic life.
My dreams are to someday be an amazing healer, with strengths in Flag Carrying, so I can be an annoying zoomie with the PvP set bonus.
P.S. I love gnomes…you guys are beyond cute, I generally avoid killing you if at all possible.