I just had a vasectomy, and logged in to see this?

Bruh I literally spent the entire procedure with my legs quivering telling myself its ok…you can take a few hydrocodone and practice a healer class…but no…Emergency maintenance. I am in pain, my body is in pain, my blood elf Priest is in pain…

13 Likes

Take it easy, my dude. And congrats on not having any (more) babies!

6 Likes

I’d say that sucks…but it’s probably too early to tread that road.

3 Likes

Throw a bag of frozen peas on your crotch and it will all get better. Hopefully maintenance gets finished soon.

4 Likes

Oof. I’m not entirely sure if this is you posting or your meds, but either way, best of luck and quick recovery my dude.

What the hell? You mean to tell me that your right hand is capable of producing babies? What is this, absolutely unreal. Unscientific. I suggest you immediately take your right hand to Area-52 and have it quarantined. I suspect that its an ALIEN in disguise.

6 Likes

I mean I can right click and save souls so…

3 Likes

Hilarious post. And if true, realllllllly hilarious post!

3 Likes

Not everyone is right handed…

5 Likes

Trust me its true, my gut legit sank when I sat in my chair and clicked battlenet

2 Likes

I had a Brainectomy. I told them to leave just enough in there so I could continue to play this game. If I shake my head I can hear it rattle around. So, I guess it don’t take a whole lotta smarts to play WoW.

3 Likes

I got lucky with our last kid being delivered via c-section… my wife said go ahead and clamp me off while all my organs are sitting on that table. No snippy for me.

5 Likes

Bruh Sunday was yesterday.

1/10 Troll bait, and you only get a 1 because you chose the cooler faction. (RIP to your Blood Elf Priest).

1 Like

Which one hurted more ? The vasectomy or the failed attempt to log in ?

4 Likes

I had one of those, then the dog ate my pain pills! Not a great time, but the frozen peas do help.

1 Like

Wow! I would never ask my husband to get that procedure done. Sounds awful!

3 Likes

dude its a minor procedure. get the hell over yourself. my lord…

3 Likes

At least you are not “nutz” anymore! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

3 Likes

I don’t care what you say, anything slicing into my berries I’m not considering “minor” lol

3 Likes

listen between me and you i was born with 1 berry. so nobody slicing into my baby making realm.

1 Like