I hate myself for wanting goblin pallies

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i don’t want goblin pallies. the lore is in enough of a shambles as it is, and i think this would be ridiculous… but… i won’t deny, i would totally play a goblin paladin.

goblins are my favorite race, paladins are my favorite plate class, and the idea of being a playing a short, bouncy-pigtailed, rocket-jumping, goblin with a huge two-handed weapon that smacks foes down with the light sounds really appealing to me.

but… i hate myself for wanting this, cause i know it would decimate the lore… frick. blizzard, if you do - by some reverse miracle - make this a thing, do it right please (oh god, now i’m thinking-up lore-excuses for it… like, by wearing golden armor, they reflect the light they worship- SOMEONE STOP ME)

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Like old ground being broken to build something new atop it.

Expand the lore. Make more.

We need more Paladin races, for example Vulpera.

But muh lore.

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Even the Light runs on money! Why else would paladin armor be so flashy and clearly expensive? The goblins want a piece of that radiant pie.

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Yes I want a fox pally too

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Have you considered playing D&D?
could probably be a goblin pally there…

oh wait not everyone rps…

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You mean it isn’t a loot simulator where I can live out my fantasies of being chaotic neutral?

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depends if you have Bag of holding and are traveling with a entire party of murder hobos…

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My DM banned me from having more than one bag of holding. :man_shrugging:

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Paladins need to be open to more than just trolls, cows, and elves. Undead Paladins would be dope, and Goblins too.

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Why do you need more than 1…

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Look up what happens when you put an item similar to a bag of holding into a bag of holding.

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So it’s like MissingNo. in Pokemon Red/Blue :rofl:

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Well, his bosses went missing.

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https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ef9b2b1dfaf1629adcedce0d3bbd703/tumblr_mhfd5iDNow1qgqpr6o1_400.gif

Were you intentionally opening portals into the astral plain…?
By putting two bags of holding together…?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJmLW4XH05k

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What?! But then, where do you keep your bag of holding, if you can’t keep it in another bag of holding?!

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Astral plain. :man_shrugging:

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/172/230/7f2.jpg

you don’t, they literally open a portal into the Astra Plane.

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Goblin demon hunters would be cool. Just think of the voice lines:

  1. I sacrificed my bank account. What have you given?
  2. I got the best glaives anywhere!
  3. My investments are my own.
  4. You are not insured!

They could have some fun with goblin demon hunter voice lines and also horns to look like an imp.

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The Light of the Bling! The Blingbringer

Brighter than the Vegas Strip and rocking Seal of Casino

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