I Got It! A Solution For The Forsaken Problem!

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The biggest problem the Forsaken face right now is their inability to reproduce without murdering people.

That doesn’t lead to a lot of good PR.

Now what if they stole the secrets of Genemancy from the Mantid and used them to mix the genes of two Forsaken and create a new Forsaken in vitro?

That way they would still be the “morally very dark shade of gray”, but they would stop bothering everybody else :smiley:

(Besides, WoW needs more lab experiments!)

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The solution to the Forsaken is to wipe them out.

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You guys should hire more warlocks and tamper into golemancy. Why limit yourselves to rotting flesh? Go all in and infuse your soul into a golem.

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Your fellow Nightborne would be sad with that outcome.

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We have forsaken the Forsaken! Seems about right…

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Now you’re getting it. Modern problems require modern solutions.

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Why do you think forsaken need to reproduce? They are under a curse, not a natural state. They don’t need land to grow food. Their children, should they somehow be able to produce any, would be living humans. Let them end.

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Maybe they’ll throw us a curveball with Mechagnome being Horde and you Forsaken can finally respect another race that tampers with their own lives (and others *cough) to improve their living conditions.

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If nature was so great we wouldn’t have built cities to escape the bad side of the food chain, electric lights to escape the night and hospitals to escape natural selection.

The Forsaken are not natural, but they are people. They should be allowed to perpetuate their culture and their legacy. Preferably without having to murder people.

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Orrrrr…we can eat people.

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True death is the only solution. For Wakan . . .err, I mean Zandalar!

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So bug people forsaken? Yes. Do it. Do it now!

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I hear there’s an island chock full of spare gnome parts just waiting for assimilation!

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No, no. Just regular people Forsaken.

They would need to take knowledge from the Mantid because the Mantid are the only people on Azeroth who seem to understand Genetic material, but once the knowledge is in their hands they will just use it to combine boy Forsaken genes with girl Forsaken genes and make new Forsaken genes like regular people, except skipping the fun part.

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Light-willing, the only solution to the Forsaken problem is extermination.

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Ha! I couldn’t care less about PR.

I feed on salt.

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Only solution for the Forsaken is the final solution.

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If it means we get more people like my best buddy Mortis over here, I’m all for it!

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Hmmm, well, I suppose we could do something like that.

Or, you know, just keep murdering people. I know which one I find more amusing.