I don't do caves anymore

I don’t do caves either… IRL. Getting older made my claustrophobia worse instead of better.

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(Subjectively)Fun fact, orcs are half rock anyway. So you should feel right at home in a grimy cave.

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High society elf that wears cheap perfume and ugly dresses call me a peon! Who is your manager? Saks Fith Ave. is still a retail outlet, and I’m still a customer. I buy rock stink after shave from there.

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I do get claustrophobic but I do like caves. Especially caverns, I could spend all day just looking at the beauty. Deepholme is my favorite zone just cause it has that cavern aesthetic.

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You are mistaken. That is dwarf.

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Omg I love Deepholm too but I never feel confined there :stuck_out_tongue: This is my background on my laptop:

https://i.imgur.com/W4M4ycn.jpg

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All I’m saying is if you don’t like caves, we’ll chain you to a tree busting rocks.

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Fine! But can you do me a favor and check on my order of “Rock Stink” after shave. I put in the order two weeks ago. Where is it?

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On the slow boat from Covid China. Might be here by July.

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Weird that most of your houses resemble… caves. Dirt mound with a hole in it.

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You said that. Not me.

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:man_facepalming: My oh my.

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Need to brush up on your history stone head.

Humans, gnomes, dwarves and orcs all have a pretty rocky/metallic upbringing.

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Thanks for the compliment. I see. Grond. Okay I admit I was wrong. Gee that was not so hard.

Can we Humans, Gnomes, and Dwarfs have peace now?

Why did you faction change?

Bigger pool of better and more helpful players it seems. I could be wrong. But getting a fresh start/perspective may help.

It is now the background on this PC, assuming you don’t mind. :slight_smile:

I don’t like caves. They’re dark and spooky, and you get lost in them. - Anakin Sunstrider

Caves are dark, empty, and cold. Like the inside of my refrigerator.

I should go to the store.

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When I started playing back in 2005 I initially avoided Stormwind because I wound up there and got lost (didn’t know about hearthstone). After finally finding my way out, I then went back to Goldshire and wandered my way all the way out to Moonbrook… at level 2. Needless to say that didn’t go well. Big thanks to the understandably confused level 13 that happened by and directed me back to Northshire!

I didn’t go back to Stormwind until my character was in its late teens and a more experienced IRL friend showed me around and made me realize that the city was actually laid out pretty sanely.