You like eating pizza in a room full of dead corpses?
Hey so do I ! 
Oh…
why is your room full of dead gnomes?
That’s alot easier on the mind actually.
And I just bring a bottle of coffee, a bag of popcorn and a bag of mixed nuts
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I think there’s a corpse of just about every playable race in here 
Beware what skeletons I keep in my closet! 
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hate to be the one, but …someone have to take the stab.
The weirdest thing I burnt myself with was a branch of teldrassil. lol
I’d sneak in soda, popcorn and sometimes other things. Been a long time since I’ve done that though.
And why is dreadmoon speaking like dead corpses would detour either of us from eating pizza. I’m wondering if she really knows us?
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Where does burninated fit in?
Burninating?
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…
/begins wiping the blood off the walls
This is true.
I honestly even eat food when I watched Torah.o when it was on comedy central…
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Sleeping in the back of an old VW pick-up, yes, a pick-up. Someone left the lid off of the barrel of gasoline by me and it splashed. On the other side of me was a butane refrigerator. In short, the result was 3rd degree burns on face and then hands trying to claw my face off.
On the bright side I can blame my looks on the reconstruction surgeon having a bad day.
Well, what dragon breathes smoke? They breathe Fire. (and according the later games of Spyro after 3 that we want to forget about and Skyrim: Ice. )
But, huh, i was right with my original comment before i edited it, it was dry ice. 
The what now?
?
Better be kosher.
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swear to the gods typing on phone is a pain… tosh.o is what I meant.
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I know, just messing with you. 
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Still hate typing on a phone sometimes.
Mine likes to replace the first word I type with whatever word i last posted.
I can’t figure out why.
For a smart phone it’s pretty stupid. 
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its the toasters rising up to eat our bread!
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"Wife asked why I carry a gun in the house.
I told her it was to fight the decepticons.
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster. It was a good time."
I still like the dnd mimic original more.
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When mimics are real.
Ya just learn to tap everything with a sword!
Or whatever you use.
Wait a minute…
Poor Bipzi was attacked by a mimic!
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GET INQUISITION AND GRAB YOUR SWORDS!
/panics as he frantically looks for his sword
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Now I’m wondering how many in this thread were actually assaulted by mimics. 
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