You don’t vote for a king, some watery tart throws a sword at you and then you’re king.
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Wrong. i bought stormwind for 2 copper and some pocket lint. its mine now.
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I’ll be king (Or queen) and finally merge the Alliance into the Horde by deleting all Gnomes from existence.
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That’s what happens when you buy stuff from Griftah.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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Sorry, Chad the Great is King of Stormwind!
It matters not who wears the crown. It’s the Prime Minister who actually runs the joint.
And no, I don’t want that job. It’s far more work than I’m interested in most days.
Will you be exercising the right of prima nocta?
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I am the new queen of stormwind.
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You’re the king? But I didn’t vote for you
All hail the king
Holds up Remornia “I pulled this out of somewhere…so am I the king of England Stormwind now?”
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Well you are tell it gets attacked by someone or something again. I mean how many times have large sections of that city had to be rebuilt at this point?
I have paid the Gnomes and Eredar collectively to setup a space to land defense system. This is my first decree, my second decree is that all tacos are free for Herne… also every Tuesday is now taco Tuesday… all subjects of the Stormwind area must pay me in tacos.
NO I R KING, ME KING OF THINGS LIKE SOTRM AND DUTAR!
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No, no. I’m the king of Stormwind. I decree that many cute Vulpera shall roam the streets and spread their influence.
:3
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I am both the king and queen of Stormwind. I am wearing a lovely dress AND a crown. Nobody is more qualified than me.
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I can literally just flip between sexes, I have you beat in that regard XD…takes the crown
I’ll be in the cold hard ground before a DARK Iron Dwarf is King.
Whatchu mean by dat? 
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