I am making a prediction right now... hear me out

HEB and it’s home delivery is one of the few things keeping me in Texas. Everything else is just…terrible. Texas allergies are the absolute DEVIL. The heat is unbearable. I hate heat. blahhhhhhh
…okay my internet is good, I’ll stay for that. Beasty is getting a good education. I’ll stay for that. Whataburger is awesome. I’ll stay for that. SxSW. I’ll stay for that.
OH DANG IT ALL! okay fine. Texas isn’t all bad.