Truer words were never spoken.
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THE.
MANAGER.
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In the wild?
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“I am the Manager” crits for 205k.
Karen’s HP goes to 3.
Karen casts, “You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!!!”
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I can neither confirm nor deny!
Make sure this one is up to fire code!
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Yells back “You fool! You cannot hope to survive the Corporate Hammer!”
/summons Legion of Lawyers.
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It is, thanks! 
It will be kept safe by the most powerful Arcane magic. And I am talking to a Rogue firm at the moment to see if I can get a discount on the Cloak of Shadows service.
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100% biased on this but you should cover it in gold. Gives it +50 Fire resist
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The tree is a giant Ponderosa Pine, so it will be a little fire-resistant already, but thank you for the tip! I will definitely consider it!
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Why not plant it where the old one is? It’s got a nice layer of ash and mulched elves. That sucker would grow amazingly fast, very nutritious soil.
Wow, you own the one tree in all of North Dakota? Awesome!
If I plant it there, people will know! But it is growing somewhere that people would never think to look. 
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It’ll grow into a super world tree!
World Tree 2: This Time, it’s Personal
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Well I must admit as far as euphemisms go, “growing my own world tree” is top-shelf. I personally prefer “Taste my axe!” but I’m old school.
This isn’t a euphemism! Don’t be dirty!
In Plants vs Zombies?
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Good. Another tree to burn 
Is it on Outland? Everybody’s forgotten about Outland.
How about we have a nice tauren steak instead?
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The horde catapult breathes heavily upon hearing of another tree
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