get golf fever people. there may be somebeautiful haters like “golf sucks” but shell come around. just got to put on the old bread charm.
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How do you mean?
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“An Albino’s hair turns grey at an early age. Then it turns white.”
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people welcome to a draenei free world.
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now your looking at an advanced weapon system we call project goatbbq. launch authorization on the exodar authorized. the sin’dorei revolution has begun.
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Oh No, the upstart Belf peasants are revolting…
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we will take your royal floaties. no more taxes on floaties. the peasants are tired of fanning you goats. fellow blood elves. rise up and pop their floaties. queenmissqqmoar shall be unthroned. all hail queen kissmygolf.
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Unleashes a horde of furrocious guard corgis onto the belf peasant rabble…
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how dare you. #team poodles.
unleashes the attack poodles
unleashes gus
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Bribes attack poodles with crispy bacon bits 
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gus will not be bribed by bacon bits.
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How 'bout bacon brains?
“Try roasted squirrel.”
/giggle
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I had this dream. here i was james bond. sky diving in from space. on a secret mission. with me barnum and several others. our misson to infiltrate the secret sunday brunch gang and take them down. we got to their lair a sunday brunch diner. ms ma was serving her famous pie fritters. which were delicious. but thats when i sensed something was up. I drew first pew pew pew. lead flying across the breakfast table. thats when the gang made a break for it into their armored train/attack chopper. but we took their train. and followed them through their cars. they escaped into their armored chopper. a manned the giant flak gun car carriage and started shooting down their chopper.
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I like how catchy it is.
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the mute function appears to not be working correctly. trying to mute a thread keeps popping back up.
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gonna be eating corn on the cob and some other awful food. tacos. 
then im gonna head to bed.
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