11/09/2018 08:10 AMPosted by FlebGreetings my love seeking forum users, I decided that i will teach you muffins how to seduce the best race of the game, the Undead!
Seducing us is a lot harder then it seems, we undead want passion, romance, love, chivalary, anything in a princess Disney movie is there!
After master the art of love, the next step is a gift, we superior race like gifts and we have a weakness for corpse eating, So go get us a lovely corpse and if you get a corpse with a lot of muscles and meats, you get bonus points.
Now that you have your undead attention, he/she may want to try his/her juicy tongue physics and lick you, it's quite crucial that you get protection before doing any of those physical activities in a certain inn, since we have a lot of diseases and stuff, so see your local paladin or priest to get some blessings. If you want to be alpha and don't protect yourself, then you may get sick and become a undead!
After the lick, you have a lovely undead boyfriend/girlfriend at your side for all time! I hope this will help you on your path of seeking love. Also i'm available my beauties 8)
Thanks and have a good day.
But... Your parts wont be in working...condition...
you have to really try to get with an Undead, Raw Sexuality and good looks arenât going to be enough for someone who canât reproduce anymore.
Dude. Did you search that term on Google and end up necroing a 2 year old thread? Why were you searching for undead love? Should we be worried? 
XD didnât even have to do that, it was just âUndeadâ
I saw a beer commercial once, three ladies were at a bar, laughing at guy trying to get the last little bit of beer out of his bottle. He turns the bottle upside down, right against his lips and shoved his tongue all the way up inside the bottle, licking out the last couple of drops of beer from the bottom of the bottle.
The ladies sit there in stunned silence for a couple of seconds before one of them says quietly⌠Iâd like one of thoseâŚ
whyyyyy
necro of THIS?
i just want companionship
maybe a nice gnome or goblin lady to giggle at my bad jokes
no tongue physics plz
Muhahaha casts raise dead
No just no my good decaying sir. no
I believe seduction only works for Power-Hungry Death Knights.
i donât want to seduce anyone who says a undead instead of an undead
This thread makes me miss Fleb. 
Shh! Nobody wants to hear about that!
giggles and poses
Mushrooms, cockroaches, and squirming slimes.
We already know how, we got a tutorial back in Mists from Riko when he seduced Kiryn.
How to seduce an undead: Spare body parts and cedar tree car air fresheners.
Fresh, Tauren, Milk.
i couldnât find roaches or slimes at the insects and slime store but i got scorpion and squid instead
wanna go on a date