Why do the Naarutos need space ships?
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Blame Game
Have you ever met a goat? Theyre a destructive force like you’ve never seen before, plus they are the dumbest and smartest animals alive… The things I’ve seen with my Nubians makes me wonder if they are some sort of higher lifeform that screws with us for entertainment.
Space Goats also built the Lightforged Warframes. The light likes them more than everyone else.
Lol I worked on a ranch for a bit. One thing that impressed me was that they’d be in shelter 5-10 minutes right before it rained. They have some kind of weather sonar. They do come off hella derpy though.
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it’s probably the scary square pupils that gives them the derpy look
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Maybe. They have pretty metal beards though. Some of them had wizard beards.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizard goats, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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Spoiler Alert: Velen isn’t actually a prophet, he’s a wanted criminal for multiple grand theft spaceship and DUI charges. The legion is just the space version of the police and we have been harboring a fugitive ever since he drunk drove/illegally parked his spaceship on azeroth
Turns out we were the bad guys all along!
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It’s in their horns. I mean blood.
Stupid chandeliers
One it’s not a spaceship like we know of it’s an interdimensional ship. They travel through dimensions like that of the in-between .But that does rise an interesting question,why did the Exodar crush? Was it really sabotaged like they say or was it Azeroths’ influence?
They went to college and got engineering degrees.
The Naaru.
Messily.
We got the light on our side nothing will stop us. No one can resist the waggle.
Well,Azeroth did.
Well ,no contest there . 
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i hit a planet every time I slightly miss something. Its kinda easy when they’re that big and you live on them.
Also the blood elves did the space ship equivalent of cutting their brake lines and jamming a rock into the motor so of course it freaking crashed.
whisper,that wasn’t an blood elf it was an erdarian hidden on board the ship. You can see her in the bloodmist isle.
the New And Improved sky golem