How can I get glorious skimpy armor like this for myself?

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In particular I want to wear it on my Kul’Tiran.

I saw this earlier today as I was leveling my Shaman.

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Trying on their gear all I saw was a ridiculous dress. I don’t want wedding dress. I want this swimsuit.

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That girl needs to eat a burger or two.

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That’s… not armor. But it’s not a space station either. Or a moon.

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Random question: Why is it so pixelated? How low are your graphics settings, my god lol.

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Do they sell burgers in WoW? If so, would both kinds of Tauren be okay with it?

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That’s just a blood elf with no gear equipped.

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There are regular cows and bulls in wow besides them :v
I wonder if they’d eat burguers though

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Hit the gym and learn how to swim

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Turkey, salmon, tuna, etc burgers should be okay.

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I know they also eat kodo meat, in fact there is a tauren butcher cutting meat off a “kodo bull” in Warspear, so I suppose they’d be ok with regular cow burgers too?

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Were you looking for the elegant dress (for Noblegarden) or were you looking for something that just removes your armor while you wear it?

There’s a toy called Moroes Famous Polish (I think) https://www.wowhead.com/item=119092/moroes-famous-polish

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Play a mature game, not a teen rated one.

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Oh, she’s ‘equipped’, all right!

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How come this isn’t equivalent to “that girl needs to lose some weight”?

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Some people think it makes them heroic.

Everyone should be encouraged to be healthy in their body type. Natale Portman is good looking as well as Scarlet Johansson because they are both healthy in their thin/curvy types. If either tried to force the body type of each other they would cease to be that.

“eat a burger” is assuming a healthy H body is anorexic and is just as bad.

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I believe the equivalent, and opposite, would be “that girl needs to lay off the burgers.”

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Unfortunately Moroe’s polish only works for 10 minutes with a 30 minute cooldown.

Fun detected…

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Nobody seems to call out Forsaken.

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Baring in mind that I did like your post, I mean it is a fantasy setting, like you said. That could be a healthy body shape for a blood elf.

Like pandaren are fat, but that could be a healthy shape for their race based on how their biology works.

Azeroth isn’t Earth, it doesn’t need to obey our science.

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My point was that it’s indeed a fantasy world, and they are elves.

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