How can I annoy Blood Elves?

Use the ‘the Fabulous’ title. Guaranteed to annoy blood elves who think they own the word.

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Wear the “Slayer of Sin’dorei” title if you have it.

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Pfft. Okay.

Tell them that you’re the one who has been raiding their hair products cupboard.

Seek therapy?

You drive your blade deep into their chest, and lean in nice and close, before you whisper; “Seek Therapy.”

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Macro “A/S/L baby?” That’ll do it.

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You can tell them : " we have male elves".

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“You can take your fancy $500 haircuts, we’re going with something a little more natural . . . and voidish.”

I would say “High elves should be playable”

but a lot of high elf stans probably already play a blood elf

this is kind of hard…

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Just remind them that all elves are incompetent. Remember behind every disaster is a knife ear who couldn’t keep their magic in their pants.

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use the universal annoying word:

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Tell us how good we look and talk about how much better we are than you. We HATE that. Please don’t do it!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh allo!
I pk you!

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you could pee in the sunwell

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Play a goblin.

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“I’m so sorry that you are having a bad hair day.”

“I heard that all the shops ran out of glitter.”

“What is that thing that we’re all supposed to remember? The moon well?”

/moo :cow:

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Little have Belves known all along, about the secret of what makes adults love the taste of Cinnamon toast crunch…

‘Gartihos was an honourable man’
‘Arthas did nothing wrong’
‘Remember when u guys betrayed the Alliance?’
‘What’s it like being a derivative addict elflet?’
‘You call THAT stylish? That is SO last expansion’

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Remind them of that time a Goblin made a better hunter Artifact Weapon than an elf did…